1 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:10,458 ♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪ 2 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:11,875 ♪ Hercules ♪ 3 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:14,542 ♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪ 4 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,250 ♪ Hercules ♪ 5 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,333 - ♪ Is he bold? ♪ - ♪ No one braver ♪ 6 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:21,750 - ♪ Is he sweet? ♪ - ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪ 7 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:23,834 - ♪ What a guy ♪ - ♪ Hercules ♪ 8 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,667 - ♪ Ask his friends ♪ - ♪ Hercules ♪ 9 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:26,667 ♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪ 10 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:29,083 - ♪ Hercules ♪ - ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪ 11 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:32,041 ♪ Hercules ♪ 12 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,542 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ No one's fool ♪ 13 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:35,083 ♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪ 14 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:36,542 ♪ He's in trainin' ♪ 15 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:37,709 ♪ Smart and shy ♪ 16 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:39,125 ♪ And the nicest guy ♪ 17 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:40,542 ♪ No complainin' ♪ 18 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:42,709 ♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪ 19 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,709 ♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪ 20 00:00:44,792 --> 00:00:48,417 ♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪ 21 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,500 ♪ From zero to hero ♪ 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,667 ♪ Herc is a hero ♪ 23 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ He'll be a hero ♪ 24 00:00:57,834 --> 00:00:59,041 Wait and see. 25 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,709 Amazing! Fantastic! 26 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:14,667 Now, that's what I call a geography project. 27 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,667 What is it? 28 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,709 A map of the world. 29 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:19,834 Careful. 30 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:20,917 Watch out! 31 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,709 I spent several excruciatingly tedious minutes 32 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,709 hiring a professional to construct that model. 33 00:01:25,792 --> 00:01:29,125 Your geography projects are all lovely. 34 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,166 I will begin the grading 35 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,917 with Prince Adonis' model volcano. 36 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,250 Miss Cassiopeia, if I may demonstrate, 37 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,333 it's a working model. 38 00:01:40,542 --> 00:01:41,792 Oh! 39 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:52,542 Aah! 40 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:59,333 Surf's up. OK. 41 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,709 Inspirational, Adonis. Alpha-plus. 42 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,917 What's not to lava? 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,083 Ha ha ha... lava. 44 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:10,000 Now, then, Mr. Hercules. 45 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:12,792 Hmm. This is rather unconventional. 46 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,208 It's a map of the world. 47 00:02:14,291 --> 00:02:16,625 Well, it was. 48 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:17,834 Oh, dear. 49 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:20,417 Well, I'll give you an incomplete. 50 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,500 Perhaps you could aspire 51 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,542 to something more like Adonis' fine effort. 52 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:27,750 You did that on purpose. 53 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:31,542 So the traveling salesman asks, "What do you think?" 54 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:33,500 And the farmer's wife, 55 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:37,250 she says, "I don't know. It's all Greek to me." 56 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,667 Ha ha ha! 57 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,625 "Greek to me." get it? Ha ha ha. 58 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:45,750 Oh... oh, yeah. That's a good one, Father. 59 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,375 Is something wrong, son? 60 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,291 I wouldn't want to bore you. 61 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:52,250 That's what these father-son chats are for. 62 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,333 Am I right, Hermes? 63 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:56,000 Zeus, babe, they don't come any righter. 64 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:59,208 OK, there's this creep at school named Adonis. 65 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:01,291 Now we're getting somewhere. 66 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,667 - Is he a Titan? - No. 67 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,917 - Monster? - Unh-unh. 68 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,083 A demigod? 69 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:09,875 He's mortal. Obnoxious, but mortal. 70 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,750 Oh. Well, you... 71 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,250 You just have to show him who's boss. 72 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:18,917 How? I mean, sure, sometimes I feel like thrashing him, and I could, 73 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,959 but that wouldn't be very heroic. 74 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,792 Oh, but you're my boy. 75 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:26,458 It's not that simple. He's a prince, and I'm... 76 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:29,709 A son of Zeus. Start acting like it. 77 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,500 That's great on Mt. Olympus, 78 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:33,500 but where I live, it's another story, Dad. 79 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:36,000 Up there, down here... Put him in his place. 80 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,333 End of story! 81 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,000 You don't know what it's like. 82 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,792 You wouldn't last 24 hours as a human teenager. 83 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,667 Hermes, does he seem peevish to you? 84 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:50,542 With all due respect, large guy, cut him some slack. 85 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:52,667 I mean, you banished your father. 86 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:55,625 That was different. He tried to swallow me whole. 87 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,709 - Oh, here we go. - Ha! Watch this. 88 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,208 Aah! 89 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,250 Whoops. Back in a flash. 90 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,542 I feel like a kid again, Hermes. 91 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,542 It's you, sir. 92 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:16,917 Ha! 93 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:20,291 OK, bottom line, I'm stuck way down here, 94 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,750 Cold, damp, lots of, brrr, dead people. 95 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:27,333 Zeus, on the other hand, is way up there 96 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:30,333 at the all-you-can-eat ambrosia buffet. 97 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:33,375 Objective, reverse positions. 98 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:34,792 Hey! 99 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,959 Cerberus, drop it. Come on now, drop it. 100 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:40,291 Lousy mutt. We're living in bones "R" us, 101 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,417 And he's got to use my stuff for a chew toy. 102 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,125 Hey, hey, listen up! 103 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:48,208 Look, me master, you obedient pup, got it? 104 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,208 Ugh. 105 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:01,583 Ugh. Pain! Panic! 106 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:04,750 Present and accounted for, your churlishness. 107 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,667 - Nice doggies. - Uh, good doggies. 108 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,458 When you two were whining about getting a puppy, 109 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:16,125 what did I say? 110 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,291 "You have to walk it. You have to feed it." 111 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:22,542 Did I not? - I guess I'm really more of a cat person. 112 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,500 - Aah! - Whoa! 113 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:29,875 Down, boys. Nice doggies. 114 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,583 Help! Ow! 115 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:40,667 Oy, I could have had a nice three-headed goldfish. 116 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,083 Prepare yourself, Icarus. 117 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:46,417 Today is the day I beat Adonis. 118 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,583 Ha! At dodge ball? Yeah, right. 119 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,375 Shh, here comes Phys. Oedipus. 120 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:53,625 OK, you all know the rules. 121 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:56,041 Throw the ball as hard as you can 122 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,625 at anything that moves. 123 00:05:57,709 --> 00:06:00,667 You may not run. You may not hide. 124 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:03,417 Last one standing wins, 125 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:07,750 and, people, please, please remember, 126 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,166 we're here to have fun, OK? 127 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:12,417 Ready, set... 128 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:22,709 OK, go get 'em, pal. 129 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:25,250 I'll be cowering right behind you. 130 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,250 Uh-oh. 131 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,041 Hey, what's with that kid? 132 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:29,834 He's not cowering. 133 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:37,291 This time I've got him. 134 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Gee, that was close. 135 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,959 Huh? I can't be out. I had him. 136 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:45,166 Hey, remember, 137 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:48,959 as one door closes, another one opens. 138 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,709 Ow. Whoa. 139 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:54,375 Think of this as a learning experience, OK? 140 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,542 Aah! 141 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:03,792 Who is that new guy? 142 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:07,208 You mean Mr. "I cower for no man"? 143 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:14,834 Who is that guy? 144 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,583 Oh. Oh. 145 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,333 He cheated. The sun was in my eyes. 146 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,875 Aw, come on now. You just got to pick yourself up, 147 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,583 Dust yourself off, and, well, you know the rest. 148 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,709 Oh, that was so great! 149 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,709 I'm Hercules. Call me Herc. 150 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:40,083 I'm Zeu... Ach! 151 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,875 Eh, Zach. The name's Zach. 152 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:45,250 That person is about to discover 153 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:49,458 that I can be a very royal pain. 154 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,542 Hermes. 155 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,583 How goes the second childhood, 156 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,750 your splendidness? 157 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,542 Aces. I showed Hercules. 158 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:02,834 Uh, technically, sir, with all due respect, 159 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,500 You didn't really satisfy the Herc challenge. 160 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:06,583 Come again? 161 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,291 Well, the gig was to be a mortal teenager for 24 hours, 162 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:12,000 and you used your Godly powers. 163 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,959 OK. Fine. 164 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:20,000 There... I'm mortal! 165 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,625 Oh, sir, I didn't mean... 166 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:22,709 Now, let's go home. 167 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,375 I've got that deep-down nectar thirst. 168 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,667 Uh, well, remember Olympus' immigration policy... 169 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,667 Uh, no mortals allowed? 170 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,625 See, you've got that mortal thing happening now. 171 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:36,333 Uh, why not try a bed and breakfast? 172 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,542 I hear they're fabulous. 173 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,667 But this is ludicrous, absurd... 174 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,875 I-i-it's unfair! 175 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:43,834 Welcome to your teens. 176 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:46,500 Whoa! Hey, slow down! 177 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:49,083 Come on, heel! Heel! Come on! 178 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:52,792 Find a tree or something already. 179 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,792 You know what I'm saying? A little... hey! 180 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,458 Bad puppy! 181 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:58,458 Come on, put that down! 182 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:08,500 Hades, have you no control over that fleabag of yours? 183 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,417 Ladies, forgive me. I'm sorry. 184 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,125 He's a bit... how shall I say? Rambunctious. 185 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:14,500 Drop it already! 186 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,417 What is it? Come here. 187 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,000 What is this? It's a... yuck. 188 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:23,166 It's... it's an eyeball. OK... 189 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,959 There... I'm mortal! 190 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,834 Oops! Ha ha ha. 191 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,291 You weren't supposed to see that. 192 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,500 Right, understood. Just out of curiosity, 193 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,125 That kid with Hermes, who was that? 194 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,291 There was something kind of vaguely familiar about him. 195 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,291 No, absolutely not! 196 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:41,500 Yeah, all right... unless, of course... 197 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:45,625 Sister... You'll keep that beast locked up. 198 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,291 H-he's... sit, sit. 199 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,250 He's in the doghouse for, like, ever. 200 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,500 OK? Boom, done, gone. 201 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,542 Well... all right. 202 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,458 That boy is Zeus. 203 00:09:57,542 --> 00:10:00,166 Zeus! Right, of course. 204 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,709 Voice, it should have been a dead giveaway that, 205 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:05,500 Zeus? You mean, the biggest cheese 206 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,458 in the universe is mortal, 207 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,500 As in no longer immortal, 208 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:12,333 as in susceptible to becoming, you know, 209 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,709 my province, deceased? 210 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:15,709 Yes. 211 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,041 Yes! 212 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,625 Sharpen those scissors, ladies. 213 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,417 We've got a thread of life to cut. 214 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,792 You should have seen the look on Adonis' face 215 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:33,375 when that ball hit him in the gut, wham! Ha ha. 216 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,333 He was laid out flat. It was beautiful. 217 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:39,500 Interesting. We haven't seen your petty side before. 218 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,125 I like it. 219 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,875 Of course, I take no pleasure in the suffering of others. 220 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:48,000 I just expect that Adonis will be a better person. 221 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,291 For the experience. 222 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:50,417 Uh-huh. 223 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,333 Hey, great to see you again, zach. 224 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,250 I'd like you to meet Cassandra. 225 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,458 Charmed, I'm sure. 226 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:59,834 Anyone who can humiliate Adonis is a friend of mine. 227 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,375 Zach, you're, you're amazing. 228 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:04,500 You're the kind of guy who can really shake things up. 229 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,458 No, no. No, no, no, and no. 230 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,834 Come on, don't you see? 231 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:12,208 There's a natural order to life which cannot be upset. 232 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,709 I mean, the last person dumb enough to challenge Adonis 233 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:18,208 on his first day of school was, uh... 234 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,917 Well, actually, it was you, Herc. 235 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:23,250 Looks like we have a lot in common, pal. 236 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,250 More than you think. 237 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,709 Target sighted. 238 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,250 Poor Zeus. 239 00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:32,291 He had a lot to learn about teenage cruelty. 240 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:35,208 And what better teacher than Adonis? 241 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:38,291 Honey, it's a Greek tragedy. 242 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,041 Objective, humiliation. 243 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:44,875 ♪ There's repercussions From the choice he chose ♪ 244 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:49,166 ♪ You got to watch your back And stay on your toes ♪ 245 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,208 ♪ You should have listened To your young son's woes ♪ 246 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:57,125 ♪ Now you know what every teenager knows ♪ 247 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,333 ♪ It's hard as Hades, honey ♪ 248 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,458 ♪ When you can't use the power of Zeus ♪ 249 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,917 ♪ You got the screamin' Grecian teenage ♪ 250 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,625 ♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪ 251 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,834 ♪ You're used to doing Anything you please ♪ 252 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:22,166 ♪ But as a mortal, you're no big cheese ♪ 253 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,542 ♪ Here on Earth ♪ 254 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,166 ♪ You're just another target to tease ♪ 255 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,041 ♪ You're having second thoughts ♪ 256 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,458 ♪ Now that you're feeling the squeeze ♪ 257 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,709 ♪ You don't need the Oracle of Delphi ♪ 258 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,375 ♪ To give you the news ♪ 259 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,500 ♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 260 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,959 ♪ You got those screamin' Grecian teenage ♪ 261 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,041 ♪ Uup the hatch and mean age ♪ 262 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:48,750 ♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪ 263 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,792 Hermes. Hermes, get down here. 264 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:53,935 Yeah, I've only got a minute. 265 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:56,083 Hephaestus is after Athena again. 266 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,834 Waste of time if you ask me, 267 00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,291 which nobody ever does, thank you very much. 268 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,041 I give up. Hercules was right. 269 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,125 I can't cut it as a mortal. Get me out of here. 270 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,041 I feel your pain, honest I do. 271 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,875 But you made the rules. 272 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,375 You just have to wait it out. 273 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:18,000 Nobody knows what it's like to be me, man! 274 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,917 Yeah, sorry. Got to jet. 275 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,166 But, sir, that was authentically adolescent. 276 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:29,750 All right, one more time. 277 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,250 You go on the paper, you don't eat it. 278 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,417 You got the concept? 279 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,166 Ooh! Now we're talking. 280 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,709 There's only one God in the universe 281 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,709 who can fill out a chiton like this. 282 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,667 My patience is starting to wear... 283 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,375 It's out, OK? 284 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,875 Come on, it's gone. 285 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,583 Boom, no more patience. 286 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,250 I'm trying to find Zeus, and you are... 287 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,166 Hmm. 288 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,000 Marauding bloodhound, 289 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,542 Mortal Zeus. 290 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,041 Dog that destroys everything in its path, 291 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,875 enemy that needs to be destroyed. 292 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,041 Perfecto! 293 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,250 Ha! 294 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,542 You want the toy? Come on. 295 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,625 You want the toy? 296 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,250 It's OK. Let's go get it. 297 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,917 Come on, sniff it out. 298 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,625 Like this. Where is it? Come on, come on you can do it. 299 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,792 Come on. Come on, already! 300 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,834 Jeez! You got a nose the size of a barn. 301 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,709 Three of them, you got three big, wet, sloppy, come on. 302 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,667 Atta baby. You want him? Go get him! 303 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,834 Go! Fetch! Seize! 304 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,166 Mangle! Shred! 305 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,792 Right. Go right. 306 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,667 There you go. Get him. 307 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,250 I know that look. 308 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,959 Adonis. 309 00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,250 Buck up. You just have to show him who's boss. 310 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:02,625 That is quite possibly the lamest advice I ever heard. 311 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,291 Yeah, I know. My dad said it to me. 312 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,709 I thought maybe you'd find it more inspiring. 313 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,709 Well, sorry. I'm kind of late for class. 314 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,250 Hang in there, Zach! 315 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,834 Whoa! 316 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,208 Oh, my gosh! 317 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,291 Hades. 318 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:53,125 Hmm, Zach. You know, it's hard not to gloat here, 319 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,208 so I'm just going to go with it, OK? 320 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,834 ♪ Zeus is going to get eaten ♪ 321 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,208 ♪ I'm taking over ♪ 322 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,625 ♪ Ha na-na-na-na ♪ 323 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,750 You'll never get away with this, Hades! 324 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,500 Uh, wrong. OK! Hey! 325 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,792 There's a new tough God in town, people, 326 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,417 And his name is Hades, large and in charge. 327 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,000 Hades, this will not go unpunished. 328 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,875 By whom, mortal you? 329 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,166 Forgive me if I fail to tremble. 330 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,917 Go ahead. Knock yourself out. 331 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Go, chomp! 332 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,709 Leave my friend alone... 333 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,208 Please? 334 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:48,000 This is so great on, like, so many levels. 335 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500 Hades? When my father finds out 336 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,223 that you're meddling in mortal affairs... 337 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,917 Well, I got news for you, junior. 338 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,250 Daddy's standing right next to you, 339 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,834 And when it comes to mortal affairs, 340 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,458 he's right in the thick of things. 341 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,834 Isn't that right, Zeus? 342 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:03,917 Huh? 343 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,542 Like father, like son. Like, ciao. 344 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,792 - Aah! - Aah! 345 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,476 Let me just make sure I got this straight. 346 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,750 You turned yourself into a teenager? 347 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,834 I wanted to prove you wrong. 348 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,542 It didn't exactly work. 349 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,208 Well, fine. Just change back. 350 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,709 I love this part. He can't. 351 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,709 He actually made himself mortal. You get it? 352 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,709 Why would you do that? 353 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,709 My boyish impetuosity? 354 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,333 Fetch! 355 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,750 Good thinking, son! 356 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,417 OK, let's try this again. 357 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,667 Fetch! 358 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,375 Ah, tenacious beast. 359 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,834 Tell me about it. 360 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,625 Get it, boy! 361 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,208 Uh... boys. 362 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,917 Hello! 363 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,375 The idea is to fetch them. 364 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,083 Back here! 365 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,709 Man, what I wouldn't give for a thunderbolt. 366 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:22,917 Sorry, Father. Us mortals have to find other solutions to our problems. 367 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,083 Come on, son. 368 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,959 Is it my imagination, or is he slowing down? 369 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,625 Hey, he's a puppy. 370 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,625 You played with him, you fed him... 371 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,083 Maybe it's nap time. 372 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,583 They say that music soothes the savage beast. 373 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,792 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 374 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,917 ♪ Until the new day ♪ 375 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,542 ♪ Let the magic of Morpheus ♪ 376 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,709 ♪ Whisk you away ♪ 377 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,709 ♪ To the stars in the heavens ♪ 378 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:20,667 ♪ Where dreams all come true ♪ 379 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:25,000 ♪ High atop Mt. Olympus ♪ 380 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,792 ♪ Zeus is watching over you ♪ 381 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,333 But how could you know that song? 382 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,208 My mom... my mortal mom... 383 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,375 Used to sing that song to me as I fell asleep. 384 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,917 And I listened every night. 385 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:45,000 Just because you were living on Earth didn't mean I stopped caring. 386 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,291 Oh. I, uh, I owe you a big apology, Father. 387 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,625 I shot my mouth off without thinking. 388 00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,709 Nonsense. It's been an education. 389 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,333 I've gained a great deal of respect for you, son. 390 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,709 This is so touching. It's so moving. 391 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,667 I get a lump in my throat the size of Crete. 392 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,417 He is actually kind of cute. 393 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,834 Hey... ahem... remember me? 394 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,583 Little old Lord of the Underworld, 395 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,625 which is, incidentally, where you're headed, Zeus. 396 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,542 You'll have to fry me first, Hades. 397 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,625 I can deal with that. 398 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,667 Out of the way, son. This is between me 399 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,000 and my gloom-from-the-tomb brother. 400 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,291 I hate to see families in conflict. 401 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,975 I'll tell you what, I'm kind of a softy. 402 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,685 I'll torture you both at once. How's that? 403 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,166 Going down! 404 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,834 Mighty one, your 24 hours of mortalhood is up. 405 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,792 OK, great. 406 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,917 Somebody might have mentioned a pertinent tidbit 407 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,250 of information like a time limit. 408 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:02,208 We did tell Hades about that time limit, didn't we? 409 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,792 Ha ha. He'll figure it out. 410 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,417 OK, hey, I don't want to intrude on your tender moment. 411 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,601 You know, it's like a tender... 412 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,125 Besides, I think we all learned a little lesson here today. 413 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,417 The kid finds out that you care, 414 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,220 you find out being human is, hey, no picnic, 415 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208 And me... I learned that, you know, 416 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,709 fry first and gloat later, so, uh... 417 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,500 Hyah-ha! 418 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,667 Have a nice trip. 419 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,542 See you next fall. 420 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,792 Oy! 421 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,041 I still can't believe you became mortal just for me. 422 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,125 - Thanks. - Oh, posh. 423 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,875 You're my boy, my boy. 424 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,625 Well, forget about Adonis. 425 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,959 I'll figure out a way to deal with him. 426 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,166 Very mature of you, son. 427 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,709 There's no point in wasting your energy on a creep like him. 428 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,542 Bow and step to the side. 429 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,417 Commoners to the left, nobodies to the right. 430 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,417 All make way for the royal me. 431 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,917 Then again, that kid is practically wearing 432 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,875 a "smite me" sign. 433 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,625 Aah! 434 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,750 What?